Tuesday, December 15, 2009

'Tis the Season



People will argue this forever, but I really think girlz are easier to shop for than guys. Since ‘tiz the season and I have yet to really shed any holiday joy (even snow makes me grumpy), I thought I’d compile a little list to prove to you how affordable and limitless shopping for your gf’s or bff’s or female family members can be!

Here is a list, a practical jist of female gift ideas:

· CREATIVE jewelry. Don’t get the standard sparkly necklace this year; try a pair of wild earrings that are pretty, but different.

· Cheese + _________. Let’s say you spot a sweater at a store you know your girlfriend will LOVE, but are scared it’s not a thoughtful or creative enough gift. Pair it with some unique cheese for a specialty cheese shop that she’s never tried before. Women love to be fabulous hosts, and they will be excited to impress their friends with goat cheese from Switzerland rather than cheese wiz with on Saltines their wine. If she is a cheese enthusiast like myself, this is a gold mine.

· Scarf, hat, glove combo. She will feel all warm and cuddly and cutesy with a matching set of winter weather gear.

· A book that she’s never heard of but you know she will enjoy because you know her personality/interests. It will excite her that you’ve been paying attention enough to know she’d enjoy this book without her specifically spelling it out. This would be a great one to go with the cheese!

· Home décor. If you frame a black-and-white photograph of a scene from your lady’s favorite ballet, she will go absolutely bananaz.

· A snuggie. I think you’d probably want to pair this with something else if you’re shopping for your baby, but girls are always cold and they’ve got some really nice body-wrap blankets at department stores right now, and it’s just a cute gift.

· And the curveball—something she’d never expect you to get. Like a really neat kitchen plate you saw at a flea market or mall kiosk. Or maybe if she’s really into exercising, a giant, bouncy resist-a-ball for fun!

· Or, perhaps discuss the possibility of free-gifting or abstract-gifting; I’m getting a little upset that this post is based entirely on spending money because of a tradition that forces us to buy material items for other people, most of whom for which we don’t care that deeply. Or, you know, just get a fun scarf and smile.

I, unfortunately, have grave difficulty when shopping for men. Perhaps our new male contributor should mirror my post with a list for men?!

8 comments:

OhMyFancy said...

Omg, a book plus cheese?! That would be an awesome gift. Or maybe cheese and the Glee soundtrack.

And I think the lyrics are "Here is the jist, a practical list [of don'ts for you]" unless you meant to mix them up. Either way, it's OK to me! :)

OhMyLaughter said...

You know, I just had the realization that I'm probably a hard person to shop for. Half of the things on that list, I'd rather not have someone waste the money on b/c I either:

A) Don't like them.
*Cough, Snuggie, Cough, Novels*

B) Would rather just pick out my own style sweater, jewelery, and outerwear.

C)Am a fan of spending money to DO things over accumulating things. I'd say add an "activity type present" to your list for people like me, OMP. That's what I'd want hands down.
Concert Tix, Sporting Event Tix, Weekend Getaway, Restaurant reservation, whatever.

And if you aren't at that level in a relationship yet (who am I kidding, this is really a wish list, boys won't be buying me anything more than a drink this Holiday)...
you really can't go wrong with the Wine+CHEESE. Yum.

OhMyLaughter said...

Oh and I also just realized I got quite a few "Point C-Style" presents this past year. From my fam, girl friends, guy friends, and guy "friends" alike.

Geez I'm lucky.
Wow, December 15, 2009 7:46 P.M. OhMyLaughter discovered her Christmas spirit.

Adam said...

hahaha. what kind of ghetto snuggie is in that picture?? Does look cozy though.

OhMyHeart said...

Haha in our work Yankee Swap today, there were not one, but THREE snuggie gifts. I ended up with one after some thoughtful after-swapping.

I have ZERO idea what OMF and OML are referring to with lyrics and point-C, respectively. Can you ladies clarify?

OhMyLaughter said...

No clue on the lyrics either...

I commented twice OMH. First comment had a Point C.

Stefanie said...

My dad is the worst to shop for! I mean, he has everything he needs. As for my husband, the things he does want are generally expensive. Like this year - a PS3. $300 gone.

OhMyHeart said...

Ah, yes, thank you OML. Activity gifts are my fav. AND they're eco-friendly (in general, usually)!