Today, in a meeting, I thought I'd go ahead and dream up what my perfect 10 would be. I'm going the extreme route here - that no guy EVER could live up to a PERFECT 10. So I'm forced to make one myself! Ohhh woe is me for this incredibly difficult task!
And....here he is:
Okay. So clearly these parts don't belong together. But let's look at these drool-worthy components in their individual packages, shall we?
1. Ewan McGregor and Jason Bateman's classic boy-ish haircut.
I've been known to date a younger guy or two in my day, and something about the messy hair-in-eyes look makes me swoon every time. Don't these two look uncannily alike, too?
2. Zac Efron's eyes.
Although blue is not my all-time fav eye color (green is, because that's the color of my eyes on a good day, duh!), just look at the way they smolder! This look is only complete with a little bit of the hair in the face.
3. Rodrigo Santoro's glasses.
I love it when boys wear glasses. It just transforms them. These aren't my favorite frames, but he's by far one of the best men I've seen rocking all four eyes.
4. Johnny Depp's nose.
Okay, so a nose isn't really the easiest thing to fawn over. But I heart Mr. Depp, and he has a pretty nice shnouser, so I'll throw him in here.
5. Josh Holloway's dimples.
I'm a sucker for dimples, plain and simple, and these specific dimples kept me on Sawyer's side all throughout those early season's of LOST when he was the "bad guy."
6. John Mayer's mouth...and voice.
Ah what I wouldn't give to be his microphone. Yum yum yum.
Body is a whole 'nother story. When I was thinking of my favorite backs and abs, I actually thought of real life men I have met (including my bf, whose back I absolutely adore grasping ;)). Those things are easier to relate to (and gaze at and touch and caress...uhhh I mean...) in real life. But in order to respect the innocent (and not be a non-celebrity creeper mccreeperson stalker), I'll leave their pictures out of it.
5 comments:
OhMyHeart, I am so OhMyJealous that you thought to do this before I did.
This post is a really good example of my opinion of the rating system. It's pretty silly, but fun to use in a light-hearted way. Nie work...good gracious I am so jealous of your picks too (HELLz yes to rodrigo and zackie).
Your graphic additions to posts are always superior as well. Can you teach me? (Nice background change as well...so LOMB-y.)
That is so OhMyCheating. :)
LOL! Yeah you took this to a new level. I just tried to find a picture of a guy who doesn't seem to have any flaws physically. And he's got Fergie Ferg so she must agree with me.
Nice job OhMyHeart...I'd be sorta interested to see this combination in real life. And your bf should be flattered that his back would be mixed in with the features of A-list celebs.
...."agent" just throwing it out there ;)
So you're saying I need to become an agent for my bf? And pull a "Samantha" a la SATC? No thanks, Laughter, I'll keep him to myself :P
Just sounds like you are saying he is "yet to be discovered" in Hollywood :)
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